jordanlakesessions:

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

(via roadkillbonebroth)

great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

(via teleportinghorses)

bacteria-alex:

(via teleportinghorses)

angelicguy:

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

(via passionpeachy)

trashworldblog:

powerburial:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

(via poison-ivy-meadow)

greelin:

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

(via mysisterforcedmyhand)

naanviolent:

lillamolntuss:

i heard in america a baby child cannot have water at mcdonalds. only soda

(via scarylook)

digitalbeachrave:

I’d probably resort to cannibalism at the slightest inconvenience. Just letting you all know in case we ever get trapped in an elevator together

(via manywinged)

coughloop:

my stomach hurts so bad i should fashion a weapon to attack random people on the street with until it cures me

(via snotdad)

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

do you get it or do you not know anything

(via gottalovecatss)