jordanlakesessions:

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

(via roadkillbonebroth)

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great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

(via teleportinghorses)

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angelicguy:

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

(via passionpeachy)

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greelin:

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

(via mysisterforcedmyhand)

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naanviolent:

lillamolntuss:

i heard in america a baby child cannot have water at mcdonalds. only soda

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(via scarylook)

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digitalbeachrave:

I’d probably resort to cannibalism at the slightest inconvenience. Just letting you all know in case we ever get trapped in an elevator together

(via manywinged)

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coughloop:

my stomach hurts so bad i should fashion a weapon to attack random people on the street with until it cures me

(via snotdad)

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miiilowo:

miiilowo:

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

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do you get it or do you not know anything

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